PHOENIX BANE

PHOENIX BANE

PHOENIX

23 years old
Bridgeport, CT

Last login: 3/15/09

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PHOENIX's Interests

Dayside Name

Jean

Music

Muse, Paramore, Linkin Par

Movies

Interview with the Vampire, Van Helsing ...and Twilight and New Moon

Television

You really dig cooking shows. Emeril is your fave. Bam!

PHOENIX's Details

Occupation:

Teacher at Bridgeport Middle School

Status:

Single

House:

House Obsidian

Zodiac Sign:

Aquarius

THIS IS WHO I AM

About Me:

Twilight. Published in 2005 by Stephanie Meyer, a Mormon housewife who really was into the band Muse. A creation that absolutely desecrated the Vampyre community, polluting it with sparkly waste. This has been your view for years now, that vampires are the dark, murderous, dramatic creatures written by Anne Rice, not… glittery vegetarians. But then, you lost a bet to Ravyn, and had to actually sit down and read it… and you actually fucking liked it? Yeah, the glitter thing is kinda dumb, but the forbidden love, the themes of control and desire, the age-old issue of an immortal vampiric lover… it clearly deserves a more respected spot in the popular consciousness’ vampire literary canon. Not that you would ever admit that. Hating Twilight is half of your personality, and promoting your horny vampire fanfic of questionable quality is the other half. As a member of the traditionalist House Obsidian, you view Meyer's writings as absolutely aberrant to the vampire mythos... or at least that's what you say. Could it be that this is overcompensating for your secret love of those corny teen novels? Maaaaaaybe? Anyway, the New Moon movie adaptation just came out and you've seen it four times already.
Note: The details of these self-insert not-fanfics is totally up to you lol, the vampires just don't sparkle, though likely have an equally goofy bane that you claim to also be afflicted by. Glow-in-the-dark vampires? Extreme garlic intolerance? Inability to enter a place without an invitation? Something else? Sure, have fun with it!

DARK POWER

A Certain Shine. You can deflect one accusation of being a poser by pointing out that at least you don't sparkle.
You can view the list here.

DARK MACHINATIONS

• Get people to read your vampire books
• Keep your love of Twilight a secret
• Hope that nobody notices that this is really just Twilight with the serial numbers filed off (they don't sparkle, okay, so it's different!)
• Use your books to open up conversations about how Twilight does do some things right, though
• You have your own agenda mostly, but if the role of Fledgling Primogen ends up open, you certainly wouldn't mind throwing your hat in the ring

PHOENIX's Friend Space

PHOENIX has 230 friends.

Somnus
They have taken a genuine, keen interest in your work. You two feed in similar ways. Perhaps you could be swayed into switching to House of Apotheosis and leaving House Obsidian?

Yokai
Though if you joined Apotheosis, you’d have to deal with Yokai. And Yokai cannot stand your work, and has told you this to your face.

Dorian
Dorian is a fan of your writing, and has told you that they actually really love your approach to the “banes of the clans” while “throwing unsuspecting kine off our trail.” You’re always down to talk shop or talk shit about Twilight with Dorian.

Ash Angel
Artists recognize artists, and you see that Ash sure is trying their best. You’re nice to their face, but have a hard time getting behind lyrics like “I’m a vampire, I’m a vampire, I’m a vampire, I want to taste your blood” on repeat for like a solid 20 seconds.

Rayven Amaranth
She loves your stories! You always are telling her ideas for your next big plot and having her be one of your early readers before you hit that publish button.

Ravyn Nightshadow
You lost a bet to her and she made you read Twilight, and you two bonded over how much you hated it… but you couldn’t admit to her that it’s actually, like, really good!

Blade
There’s something familiar about them, and you can’t figure out what. You feel like they were part of your writing department in college?

Morrigan
They posted a link to some spicy fanfic in the new forum chat box. It was Oz/Reader from the Buffyverse... very salacious werewolf smut. They tried to play it off as just warning everyone about the dangers of the wolves... sure. Maybe you can talk to them about the romance plot in your latest novel?

Sir Nocturnus
He welcomed you into his House after being a bit skeptical at first, but then you convinced him that you are part of the storied tradition of the community, and bonded over your love of The Vampire Chronicles.

Adonis's Friend's Comments

ASH ANGEL

02/19/2009

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