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DJ Evan Exorcist

33 years old
Bridgeport, CT

Last login: 3/15/09


 DJ EVAN EXORCIST's Interests
Dayside Name
Evan
Music
VNV Nation, And One, Rammstein, Apoptygma Berserk, She Wants Revenge
Movies
The Fast and Furious, Top Gun, the Bourne Trilogy
Television
Top Gear, Pimp My Ride, Cribz

  DJ Evan Exorcist's Details
Occupation:
Valet at the Bridgeport Hilton
Status:
So much love to share
House of Apotheosis
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer



THIS IS WHO I AM
About Me:

You’re the best DJ this Court has seen in all of its years, and you can even imbue your music with special Dark Enchantments to Raise the Frequency of the Psychic Energies in the room. Or at least that’s how you sell yourself to this crowd. You don’t fully believe in that stuff, but you’ve been saying it for so long that it just kinda makes sense to you and has become part of your DJing persona now. Your main goal is to become the default Court DJ, an unofficial Council role, after years of loyal service as a fucking cool DJ. You have a bunch of links to your MySpace mixes, some awesome hair, and headphones that cost half a month’s rent… It’s not about the money for you, you’re no sellout… you just wanna play your music and get some clout… and maybe pick up a few hot goth chicks in the process. Rayven and Ravyn would totally understand… unless you can clear up your drama with them first.

DARK POWER

Raise the Frequency. Through playing music, you can energize somebody so they’re more powerful. You can play somebody’s music request by dropping a link to the song from your spotify playlist.

You can see who has which songs here, or can take an actual request. For 15 minutes or until the end of the scene, they cannot be called a poser, or new accuations of being a poser are immediately nullified. You can use this power on/for yourself.

DARK MACHINATIONS

• Get the Council to make you the official BOOB Court DJ. You’d have a solid gig every month and know that this crowd usually won’t be too whiny if you play your picks of music instead of taking constant requests.
• Get more people to go to your monthly DJ night and friend your music account on MySpace.
• Get Porphyria specifically to promote you on her blog, maybe you could even make some music for her vlogs on YouTube
• Maybe you could get Jen and Sara to make up so you can date both of them, that’d be pretty sweet haha
• Avoid letting it get out that you don't really believe any of this spiritual shit



DJ EVAN EXORCIST's Friend Space

DJ EVAN EXORCIST has 666 friends.




Rayven Amaranth (Jen)
You two are currently dating, kinda, she’s like your long-term, poly-curious, low-commitment casual girlfriend but she totally understands. It’s been a few years on-and-off, and she seems to be really getting used to this whole arrangement finally.


Ravyn Nightshadow (Sara)
You two were on break when you started seeing Jen! Seriously! You both agreed that you needed some space, and she ended up taking that back and taking it personally! It’s all a big misunderstanding. You’re sure you can manage to patch things up like you did last time.


Lord Somnus
Yeah, he’s a fellow member of House of Apotheosis, but his music taste suuuuuuuucks. He’s always going on about how without DEVO, none of your electronic music would exist, and blah blah blah. Ok, whatever, they’re still closer to Weird Al than anything worth dancing to. You two can agree that there are some good remixes of Whip It, but that’s about it. And then he really thinks that ugly hat will make him magically powerful and immortal? You hope he didn’t pay a ton of money for that, because damn. That’s a good grift.


Genesis
She’s like, super hot and witchy and probably into some freaky magic shit. You really joined House of Apotheosis and leaned into this whole “energy vampyre” thing to get her attention. She seems more focused on her magicky stuff than dating but maybe you can get her attention, have her check out your chakras and stuff.



Elder Yokai
Yokai got you into this whole scene years ago, since they liked one of the industrial nights you were running, and you made up this whole spiel about how you totally raise the frequency of the energy of the room with your music and have been locked into saying you believe that shit since then. But hey, if it gets you a solid monthly gig, whatever, you’ll believe in this weird vampiro-magic stuff. And the blood thing is kinda hot, at least, even if it’s also kinda gross… especially the blood bags. But luckily you don’t have to do any blood stuff to be a “vampyre” for some reason, so you’re a “psychic vampyre” for now, and that seems pretty fine by most people…


Carmilla
Yost people are accepting of purely psychic vampyres… except Salem. And you know what? This chick is actually right. This is a load of New Agey bullshit. But especially being in Yokai’s magicky House, you can’t really say that, right? Salem judges you, you can tell, but you wish she wouldn’t because you know she’s right. And you’re pretty sure she’d be way more chill with you being a lifestyler poser than being a “psychic vampyre.”


Cerberus
You saw them and Atalune sneak out through the back exit one night at a party you were DJing at. They were doing bouncer stuff so they had access the off-limits exits, and clearly the two of them thought nobody would see them… you both awkwardly acknowledged it and moved on. You know Cerb’s Sire would hate this.



Ash Angel
You know that they’re looking for a drummer for their band, and when they asked if you knew anyone, you said the obvious thing and recommended that they just get a drum machine, and they fuckin went off on you when you said that, saying it wasn’t “real rock n roll, real music” and that you wouldn’t understand what it’s like to “actually make the music.” Meanwhile, you have actual albums you made!


Adonis the Swan
They just went through a rough breakup. Maybe this is your chance to shoot your shot? Maybe it’s time to do more feeding…


Porphyria von Toreador
She keeps finding excuses to not feature your latest remix album on her blog. Super lame.

DJ EVAN's Friend's Comments

02/19/2009

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