Yes, you LARP. Yes, you’re a real Vampyre of House (von) Toreador. No, these have nothing to do with each other, seriously. You are deep into the vampyre lifestyle, and dress like this 24/7, including at your job at Hot Topic corporate. You ARE Belladonna von Toreador, and everyone in your life knows you as this (except for your mom when you go and visit her). Instead of regular psychic feeding, you feed off peoples’ amazing outfits and people praising your looks- you always are the best-dressed person in the room. And your psychic prowess as a vampire shows- you’re unaging and seemingly immortal… and no, it definitely isn’t botox, it’s seriously just proof that you are a true vampyre! You look and dress the part, and act the part every single moment of every single day. Unlike some people, who just throw on black sneakers and a tshirt so old that the black has turned greenish-grey. Unacceptable! Keeper Cerberus has been letting so many dully-dressed casuals slide and stay around… while being more than a bit heavy-handed in throwing people out just for disagreeing with them. Clearly, you’d be the better Keeper. You’re also busy bringing the Vampyre Community into a new era as the Cool Elder™, so that your Chylde, Porphyria, can talk about their vampirism on her blog. While some people view this as a betrayal of the community, breaching some sort of nonexistent “masquerade,” you view this as being an outdated relic of the past.

Gatekeep. You have two extra uses of the Poser ability per night (three if you feed).

• Obtain the position of either Fang-Keeper or High Magister
• Recruit Vladislav into your House
• Have the Council officially approve of discussing the vampiric condition publicly- the Masquerade should stay a LARP concept, not, like, a real thing you have to worry about
• Have the Werewolves be accepted, but as a background goal- you could possibly be swayed
• Keep your botox and facelift secret